Community Shower

Episode 52 - Derek Chauvin Speedrun Challenge

Numbers are down, so I’m going to go back to describing the episodes more. Just the original three fellas here, and we cover a number of topics, from big news stories of 2004 (Bill O’Reilly lawsuit) or 1983 (got distracted and moved on before we figured it out). Plus the usual mix of funny personal stories, funny riffs, terrible things we found on the Internet, and more. Featuring ATF self-owns.

We had to record early this week, so we missed all the late-breaking news, but rest assured we’ll cover it next episode.

Episode 51 - Huge Balldo-eatin’ Virus (Sparkling HIV From Poo-Poo Pussy) (Who Would Win In A Fight Between Madea and the White Chicks)

I promise, I’m so self-conscious
That’s why my Balldo always wears one of my watches

-Kanye West, “Balldo Falls Down”

 

We decided this was episode 51 and not 50 because we wanted to save episode 50 for a really special one. Maybe the live episode we’re doing in Austin in August! Come visit then for some fun. (Which dates? Well, listen to the episode.)

Episode 49 - Pussy Lovin' Jones

Remember when musicians used to have cool names like Jelly Roll Morton? We talk about what that would be like if more musicians did that. Of course there’s more, but don’t you want it to be a surprise?

Drew edited this one, which is why it's late, because he sent me the wrong file Thursday night.

Episode 48 - Spot a Guy (Gay Spotify)

We called the episode that because when we didn’t have any ideas for material we kept trying to think of gay versions of bands and songs. And sometimes we just listened to songs about dudes becoming gay, like Frank Zappa’s “Bobby Brown Goes Down.” Happy Pride Month

Episode 47 - Gay Navy Storage

Reminiscing on the heyday of the British Navy, specifically the part where families sent their gay sons there because monasteries had fallen out of style.

Episode 46b - Gay Drew in Outer Space

Part 2! Nath delves probably too deeply into his old personal life, Seal fans will want to stick it out, and some other funny stuff happens too. Don’t trust TV shows about standup.

Episode 46a - Steven Seagal Chinese Dating App

OG episode! Just the original three boys, talking about Steven Seagal, China, and some other things. We went really long, so we split it into two recordings, and since we didn’t bring you a full episode last week, we’re putting both out now.

Episode 45 - Homeopussy with Joe Esquivel

It’s like homeopathy but for vaginas. Unfortunately, you won’t hear the rest of that bit (or the bit in the header image) because technical problems meant we lost about an hour of recording there. But you will hear some stuff about racism and what should be the final moment in “cancel culture.” And hey, since we released a minisode this week, if you listen to them both… it’s still not an hour. We’ll be back next week with a full-length episode. Drew did a good job salvaging this one, so next time you see him thank him (if you’re a guy that means suck his dick).

Episode 44.5 - Minisode: Tyrone McHinchcliffe

Drew and I got drunk (independently of each other) one night last week and decided to record our conversation. Drew salvaged about 17 minutes of the hour, so we decided to share it with you. Sorry Drew echoes so much in my mic, I was too drunk to set up my fancy equipment so I just used my shitty headset.

Episode 44 - Guy Who Played Forrest Gump Fan Club with Adam Radliff

Part 2 of our conversation with Adam Radliff. We continue our discussion of an alternate-universe Tom Hanks filmography, favorite and less-favorite movies, and people who are more successful than us but definitely allegedly pedophiles. We also make fun of Drew for eating too many edibles "as a bit" and then being unable to talk.